By filling out a detailed worksheet with information about the person or people you want to speak about, I can write a poem or speech specifically tailored to your occasion. Each piece of work is unique--written just for you.

How long does something like this take?

The average speech or toast can be ready in two to three days; candlelighting ceremonies* for bar/bat mitzvahs and party poems can take up to a week.

How much does this service cost?

The fee schedule for services rendered is as follows:

How do I begin?

Simply fill out the worksheet, giving as much detail about your subject as possible and include your phone number in case more information is needed. Your completed worksheet can then be submitted directly, or faxed to (954) 436-2933.

We will call you to verify receipt of your worksheet and to ask for additional information if necessary.

*For candlelighting ceremonies, a separate worksheet must be filled out for each candle.

  

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with comments or suggestions.